Hidden talent

Nudelman is hysterical sometimes.

He can fake some Vince Geraldi for a minute...

but he really only knows "Heart and Soul" which he sings pretty well.

bracers

Aunt Minker & Uncle Custus

My Aunt Minkerdoodle, with whom I share my middle name, visited me again!  Now there is a woman I admire.  I hope one day I can vacation while my business falls to pieces and act like everything is fine, too.

This is Custus.  Although, there is an Uncle named Curtis who painted the monkey in the living room.  This is gonna make me developmentally disabled.

My guys

Charter and only members: Nudelman Fan Club. 

thought I was Mendelssohn

I gotta tell you, its the funniest thing and you probably wouldn't believe it if I told you, but here I was practicing my piano, and I might humbly add I'm breathtakingly talented, when I suddenly realized, this melody is familiar because somebody named Mendelssohn already wrote it.  Here, I thought I was the genius.      

 Cracks me up.

Daddy's arms

lilipickle relish

I'm sure the relish is in the kitchen.  I don't know what it was supposed to look like I was making, but in the fridge, I found enough jars of stuff to fake it.  

 Once I get a handle on the theme, I usually just grab some props and go for cute.

the C word

I said to her, 'Nanny San, you know what a kid likes!' she says, 'Honey, listen', so I listened expecting a story.  She says to me quite succinctly, 'toys and cookies.'   That face is me wondering if it's OK to mention the C word in front of Mommy.

I know!  "So much hair!"  I used to get that too.

Parental Discretion Advised

Grandpa thinks I should leave the nude modeling to my daddy.

I respect my elders.   but I'm cute in the tub.

What men can do.

Daddy had some help fixing his "heap o junk" I think I heard the neighbor call it.  I told him to give this guy some beer.  Men can't do anything is the lesson here.

...and the beat goes on

Percussion is all about the math.

  I just need to look good. 

 I've got that beat, hands down.

Intelligent design?

I hope these people know what they're doing.  My entire development is riding on it.

In your face

Clearly, if the dog can eat it, so can I.  

Indy consultant

There I was trying to button up the shop when who calls?

Danica Patrick.  I told her, Honey,

I'm not really an auto tech...

Turns out she only wanted modeling advice.

I get that more and more.

Gratuitous Toddlerism

I don't like to do these "toddler" jobs.  But,as Mommy says, 'It pays the bills'.

So humiliating.

But I'm reliable.  They get the shot they're after.

Mozart?...

I wonder if Mozart had a ladder to get to his piano. 

 I got like three years on him.  I should be better.

Only time will tell.

I'm serious, stop laughing.

Mommy in the Limelight

So my mommy thinks she'd like a shot at the media.

National exposure with ABC, and they cut off her face.

I told her, never work with the AP.  They don't pay their talent.