Pink

I have to wonder why there is so much pink in my wardrobe. Is my gender so hard to discern from the outside? I don't think pink is my color. I'm more an earth tone set with some high saturated hues. Now if I were going out in the evening, I'd guess black would suit me nicely, or even a chocolate brown sateen tea length thing would look fabulous. Now that could have a pink highlight, but that is where I think the pink stops for me. Now the shoes...

Holiday Baking

Its the holiday season.....

so loop de loo, and la di da.

Do you have any idea how many times I've cleaned this kitchen?

Holiday baking is such a mess. I'll be glad when its over.

I need way more plastic eggs.

Flight Attendants

Fly me to my room,...

and let me sail upon a Sam.

Cain't Say it, But Lordy Can She Play it!

When I am composing, I am no longer part of the world of toddlers and toys.

If that sanctuary of the mind is broken, I will never harness the greatness that dwelt in such masters as Mozart, Beethoven, Mendelsohn... WHAT?....... I not ready for bed.

I'm playin plana, Mama.

Big Tiny Plana

Box Office

That Bee My Daddy

We were working on a live production of Ferdinand the Bull...

...but Daddy was correct. I make a better bee.

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Skating Toward Disaster

Lets see... what sticky substance can I find to both eat and make a mess with as long as I'm wearing my "Roller Derby Smock"?

This expensive pure maple syrup should do nicely.

Bee Thankful

This is me not enjoying myself for Halloween. I suppose only children have to humiliate themselves.

Now I know why we give thanks in November.

Wink

A girl needs a battery of tools at her disposal. Not just good hair and a great outfit.

Puzzled Not

Sounds Like Cheese

Celebrity Status

As a celebrity in training, I take my education seriously.

Not only must I have the right props and costumes......

I must have the right attitude.

Operation Bikeride

Picklers

Star Quality

Liz Taylor or Fannie Brice?

Sisters?

Strangers think this is my sister because we look alike, but I have to tell them, no actually, that is my MOM!

Tough Love

Do I look Pail?

In China, this is a marketable skill. Here, I'm just a girl in a bucket. Hmmm. I wonder if they have an exchange program.

Idle Idol

Schtick

Don't Touch

I like'a Ma' Dis

I Care what Eyewear

Maybe contacts for me.

Tots Illustrated

Seems like they got one nice shot.

I hope it goes to print.  Although, I never thought of myself as a swimsuit model, but I look marvelous.

Daddy is correct. Diaper free is slimming.

Lapse

Funny, I don't remember this at all.  

None Too Bright

I just figured this thing out.  Bring back the rain.

In My Sister's Shadow

See note:

Hello! down here.  Wonder Girl here, reporting from what is often referred to as the Sun Room.

Just come to say, Thanks Grandpa! (note hand gesture)

Daddy really appreciated the C note.

Play Dr.

Here's the thing.  Folks think I look too young to be an MD.

I sometimes have to do a little song and dance to get around that point.

And then on occasion, the patient wants to play Dr. too.  It must be the leotard.

Do I look fat in this?

This was a fashion shoot.  I like the dress, 
but the ears are too cutesy for my taste
I hope these proofs don't make it to print.  The sweat shirt makes me look fat.