Dear Grandpa and Lady Grandpa, I have been developing normally and growing steadily. Jen-Jen and the one they call Raybert have been remiss in documenting the historic evolution of your one and only granddaughter on film. This lapse in my history impacts both the friends and family of this moment, and perhaps much needed records for my future.
They have been sorely reprimanded and the "soninlaw" will be spared I am told.
Apologies all around.